Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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