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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

the game

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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