- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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