- Anti Joke

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies