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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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