A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

knock knock Goodbye

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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