how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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