- Anti Joke

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

National security?

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

women's rights

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

what do you call a black chef glendon

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

National security?

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

you will like this because i am black.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

women's rights

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

what do you call a black chef glendon

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

National security?

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

you will like this because i am black.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs