A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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I'm Polish.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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