Where can I apply for janitor school?

ask me if i am a tree. no.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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