- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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