- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

KILL WHITEY

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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