- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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