- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Anthony sucks

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

poo

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