- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Women's rights.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Once, I went to Peru.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]