- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Everybody will die

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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