What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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What do you call an arab ?

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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