Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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How about that airline food?

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one stop shop

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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America

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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