All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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