- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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