I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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Anti Joke

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