When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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A seal walks into a club.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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