What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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What comes after 69? 70

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

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What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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