- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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