Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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