A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

I enjoy Popcorn

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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