- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Want to hear a Joke? No.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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