- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead