- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

How about that airline food?

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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