- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Fine, ladies first.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Y u do dis?

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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