Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Womens rights.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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penis in the camel

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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