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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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