- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Black people in Camden NJ.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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