- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

why wont me daughter eat my feces

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

Check out our iPhone App!

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??