- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Nah

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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