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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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