Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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