- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Boxing on Boxing Day

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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