- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

roses are red violets are indigo

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

my wife out of the kitchen

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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