- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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