- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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