- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Knock Knock. Not home.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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