- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

ask me if i am a tree. no.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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