A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Happy Monday!

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Laugh.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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