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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Barack Obama

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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