- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Your face

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

A woman walks into a bar.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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