How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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