- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Balls

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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