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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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