- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

9/11

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Bitch

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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