- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

nothing

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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