Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

kennah campion when she talks

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

whats funnier than 24? 25

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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