What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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when debbie meets downer

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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