An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Ehh

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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A van drives into a car.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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