- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

The WPGA tour

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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