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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

shut up elliot

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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