What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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haha

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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