- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

A Mormon walks into a bar

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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