- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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