Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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