- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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