What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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