- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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