- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

did you stub your toe?

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

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