What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Jebron Lames.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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