- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Women's rights.

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