- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

What comes after 69? 70

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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