- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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