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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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