Robin, get in the car!

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What is my name? I dont know

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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