- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

So one time there was this woman learning...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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