- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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