WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Women's rights

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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