- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

antonis sister is mighty fine

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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