Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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