- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

whats 7+4? 74

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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