- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

How do you make a car? You build it.

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