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y u no like me joke?

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Worms don't like apples.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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PENIS lol

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Anti Joke

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