dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Robin, get in the car!

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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roy g biv

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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