What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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