Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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