Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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