- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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