- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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