What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What comes after 23? 24.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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