roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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