- Anti Joke

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese