- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

A blind man watches TV

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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