Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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WILLYS

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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