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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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