Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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