asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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