- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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