- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??