Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

A seal walks into a club.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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