- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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