- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

get in the car.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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