What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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women's rights

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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ugvvvvvv

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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