What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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women's rights

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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