Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Women's professional sports

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Maths.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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I <3 Hitler

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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