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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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