- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Pickles

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Whats cold and frozen? ice

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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