What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Hail Hitler

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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