why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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what goes boo a sock

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Anti Joke

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