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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What's funnier than 24? 25

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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