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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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