Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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