- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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