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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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