Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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