A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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boobs!

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Whats green? The color green.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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