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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

How do you make a little girl cry?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Is your refrigerator running? No.

A jew enters a mall.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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