Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Manchester City

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2 black kids walk into school

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think twice or at least think

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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