Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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knock knock Goodbye

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Women's rights.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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