- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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