Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Women's rights.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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