- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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