How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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