Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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